Memo
Attention Co-Workers (note: this is no way a direct reflect of my work place......)
1. Although you do not have to clock in and out; normal working hours are 8-5.... not 830 to just after the last person leaves so it looks like you stay here late. Also does it count as being here at 830, if then you have to get back up, go to the kitchen to get a drink, bathroom, etc?? So turning on your computer closer to 9 is cool too right?
2. You are coming to WORK... if you don't know what that word means or what it entails; ask someone. I'm sure there is SOMEONE here piled high with things to do that can show you.
3. The "Easy Button" doesn't really exist. Figure it out.
4. Although yes it is comfortable to take off your shoes to let those piggies air out... if you have nasty feet -- Don't do it. Or at least hide them so when people walk by they aren't exposed. If you are unsure if you have ugly or nice feet- ask someone.
5. Everyone wears and has their own smell.... however, come on people- help a girl out. I do NOT wish to smell your nasty hair product.
6. Look in the mirror before you come to work. If you can't twist to see what the back of you looks like in the mirror, your clothes are too tight and you should not wear them.
7. Casual Friday (Jean Day) does not give you an excuse to dress like a slob or trash.
8. I agree some days just drag on; however if that is your every day- you probably don't have enough to do.
9. If the people you are suppose to be working with and for do not come to you for questions on your topic.... THERE'S YOUR SIGN.
10. If when you sneeze, no one says "bless you", you probably are not liked.
11. If you come over to talk to me (I mean to someone) and I (I mean they) don't look interested, or stop what they are doing (pretending to do) on their computer, it means they don't care and don't want to talk to you. Move on to the next person.
12. Personal phone calls happen at work; however hour long calls every day are not okay. And if you find that you can stop what you are doing for this time to talk; please see #2.
13. Words with Friends is not considered work.
14. Texting is not writing a memo.
15. Streaming movies online while at work does not count as being in a training sessions/webex.
16. The weird animal like sound that you may make when trying to clear your throat (or whatever you are doing).... its disgusting and you should walk to the bathroom when needing to do that.
17. Please cover your mouth when you are coughing.
18. If your seaweed shake that you drink in the morning gives you explosive diarrhea daily; here is an idea - consider drinking it in the evenings so that happens when you are home in the privacy of your own home. OR at least have the decency to give the stall/toilet a once quick over before you leave.... no one wants to see that or to have to clean that up.
19. To think of it; you should always do a quick look back before you exit the stall. No need to leave anything behind on the seat. IT'S GROSS!!!!
Enjoy!