So after the last 2-3 weeks at work I feel like I should be able to send out a memo of things not to say to a pregnant woman (or maybe I am only speaking for myself). Now some of these are not necessarily terrible to say to someone but after the 10th time-- seriously......
1. Each day you walk in, and each day you are bigger. -- Thank you- each day I look at you and you're bigger/uglier.
2. You really look like a pregnant woman now. -- Yes thank you, I'm almost 29 weeks along- I think at some point you do actually look pregnant
3. Something about me eating...AGAIN... Yes, let me type out my eating schedule for you and hang it on my desk that way you don't have to look during those times.
8-830 Breakfast (muffin)
11-12 Lunch (sandwich/chips)
3-330 Snack (varies)
Really is that too much for you?? Not like I'm snacking all day. It's not huge meals.
4. Sure are slowing down. --Yes, thanks I didn't notice. It takes a bit to get up to speed when you have been sitting at your desk working for the last 2 hours. Working... that's a concept some should consider.
5. Should you be drinking/eating that? --I think I know what I should and should not be eating. Plus is it really any of your business? Should you be smoking that?
6. You are pregnant? Is this your 1st? -- No 3rd.
OOOOO (look of pity/worry/crazy/you are insane/you look young for 3 kids) -- Thanks, I know we are crazy- but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Okay I might be done for now.....
Have a great weekend!
I think its going to be a great weekend for some bon fires and SMORES!!! :)
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